REDNECK HUMOR

A FARMER'S DAYVORCE

A Farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for 
a divorce. The Attorney asked "May I help you?" 
The Farmer said "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's." 

The Attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?" 

The Farmer said "Yea, I got about 140 acres." 

The Attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you 
have a case?" 

The Farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John 
Deere." 

The Attorney said, "No, you don't understand, I mean do you 
have a grudge?" 

The Farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my 
John Deere." 

The Attorney said, "No Sir, I mean do you have a suit". 

The Farmer sad, "Yes Sir, I got a suit, I wear it to Church on 
Sundays." 

The Attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or 
anything?" 

The Farmer said, No sir, we both get up about 4:30." 

The Attorney then said, "Well is she a nagger or anything?" 

The Farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child 
was a nagger and that's why I want this Dayvorce!"