REDNECK HUMOR

TOGETHER 

A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. 
 She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her
 husband died. But, she remarried again and this time had 5 more
 children. Alas, she finally croaked. Standing before her coffin,
 the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking him for this
 loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and
 multiply." In his final eulogy, he noted,

 "Thank you Lord, they're finally together."

 Leaning over to his neighbor, one mourner asked..."Do you think
 he means  her first, second or third husband?"

 The other mourner then replied..."I think he means her legs!"