REDNECK HUMOR

        DADDY CUT THE BIG ONE
        Copyright © Confederate Railroad

        It was a hot Sunday mornin'
        Middle of July
        The choir was a singin'
        'Bout the sweet by and by

        Everybody was a swayin'
        And sweatin' in the heat
        We all bowed our heads down
        As the preacher took his seat

        My sister and my brother 

        stood next to my mother
        In the quiet at the close of the verse
        That's when daddy cut the big one
        At the Horn Lake Mississippi 

        Missionary Baptist Church

        My sister rolled her eyes back
        My brother bit his lip
        My cousin just behind us
        Whispered, "Hey, who let it rip?"

        I stuck my face in my shirtsleeve
        Stared down at my shoes
        Lord, you could hear a pin drop
        As we stood there in the pew
        Heads were turnin', 

        eyes were burnin'

        Momma stuck her nose in her purse
        After daddy cut the big one
        At the Horn Lake Mississippi 

        Missionary Baptist Church

        He cut the big one
        It was a stinker
        Then he broke the silence
        With a snicker
        And us kids started laughin'
        'Til I thought we was all gonna burst
        After daddy cut the big one
        At the Horn Lake Mississippi 

        Missionary Baptist Church

        He said, "The devil made me do it"
        Momma said it was the liverwurst
        And that's why daddy cut the big one
        At the Horn Lake Mississippi 

        Missionary Baptist Church