HUMOR IN LETTER'S 

Dear Friend,

I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been 
good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves
to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.

I was going to bring you all the gifts from the "Twelve Days
of Christmas" but we had a little problem up here. The twelve 
Fiddlers Fiddling have all come down with a social disease from 
fiddling with the Ten Ladies Dancing. The eleven Lords Leaping 
have impregnated the Eight Maids a Milking and the Nine Pipers
Playing have been arrested for doing weird things to the Seven
Swans a Swimming. The six Geese a Laying, Four calling Birds,
Three French Hens, Two Turtle Doves and the Partridge in a Pear
Tree have me up to my neck in Bird Droppings.

On top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through Menopause, eight
of my raindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the Gay 
Liberation movement and since the Poles now have a home grown 
Pope they have re-scheduled Christmas in Poland for the 6th of
March.....and you think you have problems.


Sincerely Yours,


Santa Claus