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Got a letter from Grandma the other day. 
She writes:



The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore 
and saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus " bumper sticker. I was 
feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come 
from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous 
prayer meeting; so I bought the sticker and put
it on my bumper.
Boy, I'm glad I did! 

What an uplifting experience that followed! I was stopped at 
a red light at a busy intersection just lost in thought about 
the Lord and how good He is...and I didn't notice that the 
light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus 
because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed!

I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was 
sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like crazy, 
and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the 
love of GOD! GO! GO! JESUS CHRIST, GO!" What an exuberant 
cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started
honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and 
smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a 
few times to share in the love! There must have been a man 
from Florida back there because I heard him yelling
something about a "sunny beach"...

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle
finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson 
in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably 
a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met 
anyone from Hawaii; so I leaned out the window and gave
him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing... 
why even he was enjoying this religious experience!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the 
moment that they got out of their cars and started walking 
towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I 
attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, 
I waved to all my sisters and brothers, grinning, and drove 
on through the intersection. 

I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection
before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I 
had to leave them after all the love we had shared; so I slowed 
the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the 
Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!