HUMOR IN LETTER'S 

DEAR ABBY STUMPERS 

The following are actual letters that Abigail Van Buren (Dear
Abby) admitted she was at a total loss to answer: 

Dear Abby, 

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a
middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in 
her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and 
I've never seen a man go into their apartment or  come out. 
Do you think they could  be Lebanese? 

Dear Abby, 

What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence
on my VCR? 

Dear Abby, 

I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much  I'm not 
even sure this baby I'm carrying is even his. 

Dear  Abby, 

I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on
the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think
my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him
well enough to discuss  money with him. 


Dear Abby, 

Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy  who was
raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? 


Dear Abby, 

I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it.  Now, how do
I get out? 

Dear  Abby, 

My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist  $50 an
hour every week for two- and-a-half years.  He must be crazy. 

Dear  Abby, 

Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor  a
little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and  couldn't,
and he did it. 

Dear Abby,  

My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she is
going through her mental pause? 

Dear Abby,  

You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in
sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my  husband lost all
interest in sex years ago and he IS a doctor. What now?