HUMOR IN LETTER'S 

PLAYGIRL MAGAZINE
Centerfold Division
3804 36th St. South
Dallas, Texas 21243


Dear Sir,

Your name has been submitted to us with your photo, and I regret
to inform you that we will be unable to use your body in our
centerfold.

On a scale of 0-10, your body was rated as 6 by our panel of
women, ranging in age from 60-80 years old. We tried to 
assemble a panel in the age bracket of 20-30 years, but we 
could not get them to sop laughing long enough to reach a
decision.

It does not appear possible that the taste of American women
will ever change so drastically that bodies such as yours would
be appropriate for our centerfold. Therefore, with your permission,
we shall retain your photograph in our files until we can compose 
an appropriate caption and use it as a cartoon.

Sympathetically,


Amanda Schwartz
Editor
Playgirl Magazine


P.S. We do commend you for the unusual pose. Were you wounded in 
the war, or do you ride your bike a lot?