HUMOR IN LETTER'S 

Dear Friend,

This letter is being sent to you, as I know that you are vitally 
interested in chain letters. This is a Fertilizer Club and will
not cost you a cent to join.

Upon receipt of this letter go to the address at the top of the 
list and crap on the lawn. When you get home make five (5) copies
of this letter and leave off the first person listed below and add
your own name. Send these copies to good friends.

You will not receive any money, checks or whiskey, but within 
one week, if the chain is not broken, you will have 3,216 people
crapping on your lawn. Your reward next summer will be the finest 
lawn in the neighborhood.

Mr. Otto Outhouse 936 Corncob Lane
Mrs. Harry Butts 26 Bedpan Court
Mrs. Lucy Bowels 1478 Diarrhea Circle
Mrs. Smelly Heiney 2345 Ex-Lax Road
Mr. U.R. Stinkey 367 Fertilizer Road
Mr. I.C. Poop 1980 Enema Drive

Cordially Yours,



P.S. If you are constipated, please pass this litter on to a 
friend, do not break the chain. One man didn't give a shit 
and lost his whole lawn.