HUMOR IN LETTER'S 

Washington, D.C.

Dear Friends,

We have the distinguished honor of being members of a committee
to raise $50,000.00 to be used for placing a stature of George
W. Bush in the hall of fame in Washington, D.C.

The committee was in quite a quandary about selecting a proper
location for the stature. It was thought that it would not be 
wise to place it beside that of George Washington, who never 
told a lie, nor aside that of F.D.R., who never told the truth,
since Richard Nixon could never tell the difference.

After careful consideration we think it should be placed next 
to the Statue of Christopher Columbus, the greatest wheeler and
dealer of them all, in that he started out not knowing where he
was going, on arriving did not know where he was and in returning
did not know where he had been, and did it all on borrowed money.

The inscription on the statue will read:

I pledge allegiance to George W. Bush
And to the national Dept for which he stands,
One man expendable, with graft and corruption
for all.

Five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel, 
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels and I will
lead you to the Promised Land" ....Nearly five thousand years
later, F.D.R. said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses,
light up a camel, this is the Promised Land."

Now R.M.N. is stealing the shovels, kicking your asses, raising 
the price of camels and taking over the Promised Land.

If you are one of the few who has anything left after paying 
taxes, we will expect a generous contribution for this
worthwhile project.

Sincerely,

Committee Chairman