ETHNIC HUMOR

Chinese Jews 

Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant.

"Sid," asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?"

"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Al said, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"

"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied and he went
into the kitchen.

He quickly returned and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."

"Are you sure?" Al asked.

"I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to
the kitchen.

While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are
no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."

When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."

"Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there
are no Chinese Jews."

"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have
orange jews, prune jews, tomato jews and grape jews, but no one
ever hear of Chinese jews!"