ETHNIC HUMOR

CELESTIAL EBONICS

A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he
asks St. Peter, "I have a question that haunted me all of my days
on earth... Am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black
horse with white stripes?"

St Peter said, "That's a question only God can answer". So the
zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra
asked, "God, please - I must know - am I a white horse with
black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?"

God simply replied "You are what you are."

The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him,
"Well, did God straighten out your query for you?"

The zebra looked puzzled. "No sir, God simply said "you are
what you are".

St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then, that
answers it - you are a white horse with black stripes."

The zebra asked St. Peter, "How do you know that?"

"Because," said St. Peter, "if you were a black horse with
white stripes, God would have said "You is what you is.