ETHNIC HUMOR

YOU KNEW THESE WERE COMING

Q: Did you hear that Afghanistan is getting a new store?
A: A Target!

Q: Why do all Afghani soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper?
A: They need a map.

Q: What do Afghanistan and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.

Q: What do Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They all wanted to know where all those Tomahawks are coming from.

Q: What is the best Afghanistan and Iraqi job.
A: Foreign Ambassador.

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iran's fighter pilots?
A: You only have to teach them to take off.

Q: How do you play Afghanistan and Iraqi bingo?
A: B-52 F-16 A-10......

Q: What is Afghanistan's national bird?
A: Duck.

Q: How is Osama Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their cave windows and see Rubble.

Q. Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.

Q: Did you hear that Osama Bin Laden won the toss?
A: He elected to receive.

Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb in Afghanistan?
A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting.