ETHNIC HUMOR

A NATIVE AMERICAN


A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, 
he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the
plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat.
Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his! Eager to 
strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or 
vacation?" 

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. 
I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." He 
swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for 
nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What
is your business role at this convention?" 

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some
of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "What myths are those?" 

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African 
American men are the most well endowed, when, in fact, it's
the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that 
trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best 
lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent. We have, 
however, found that the best potential lover in all categories
is the Southern redneck." 

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. 
"I'm sorry," she said. "I shouldn't really be discussing this 
with you. I don't even know your name." 

"Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me 
Bubba......."