ETHNIC HUMOR

THE LANGUAGE BARRIER

An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and 
the First Officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown 
together and it's obvious by the silence that they don't get along.
After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters, "I don't like
Chinese."

The First Officer replies, "OOOOOOh, no rike Chinese? Why dat?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese."

"Noooo,noooo.....Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanes,
not Chinese.

"Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese....it doesn't matter, they're all
alike."

Another thirty minutes of silence.

Finally, the First Officer says, "No rike jew."

"Why not asked the captain?"

"Jews sink Titanic"

The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah...all same."