ETHNIC HUMOR

EBONICS VOCABULARY TEST

1. HONOR ROLL-We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man 
I was HONOROLL.

2. PLANET-I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.

3. DISMAY-I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle.
He said DISMAY hurt a little.

4. OMELETTE-Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.

5. STAIRWAY-When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space.

6. MOBILE-I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said 
gimme one MOBILE.

7. DEFENSE-I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.

8. AFRO-I got so mad at my woman, AFRO a lamp at her.

9. AFTERMATH-I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the 
field and smoke weed.

10. LOCKET-I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

11. DOMINEERING-My girly's birthday was yesterday, I got her a
DOMINEERING

12. KENYA-I needed change fo the subway, so I axe a stranger 
KENYA spare some change.

13. DERANGE-DERANGE is where da deer and antelope play.

14. DATA-At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach
said "DATA boy!

15. COPULATE-I called 911 and an hour later when they show up, 
I said COPULATE.

16. FASCINATE-My girly is so big. Her shirt has ten buttons, 
she can only FASCINATE.

17. BEWARE-I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is
this BEWARE I get a job?"

18. DECIDE-I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to have a couple
of women on DECIDE.