ETHNIC HUMOR

ON THE BUS

A city bus stops and two Italian immigrants get on. The two men
sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first. But her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
following:

"Emma come a first. Den I come. Den two asses come a together. I 
come a once a more. Two asses, they come a together again. I come
a again and pee twice.

Then I come a one last a time."

"You foul-mouthed, swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this
country....we don't speak out loud in public about our sex lives........."

"Hey, coola down lady," said one of the men. "Who's a talkin'
about a sex? I'm a just a tellin' my friend how to spell a
'Mississippi'."

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