BLONDE HUMOR

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE WHO...

...thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
...sent a fax with a stamp on it.
...thought a quarterback was a refund.
...tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
...thought Boyz II Men was a day car center.
...thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics".
...tried to drown a fish.
...tripped over a cordless phone.
...spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 
    "concentrate."
...put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
...got stabbed in a shoot-out.
...told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
...sat on the TV and watched the couch.
...got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
...if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.
...took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here" she put 
   "Sagittarius".
...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
...it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
...if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
...she studied for a blood test-and failed.
...thought she needed a token to get on the Soul Train.