BLONDE HUMOR

IT MAKES SENSE TO ME! 

           
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some 
bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the 
woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have. 
            

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying 
the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some 
more. 
            

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." 
            

"But I always get it here," says the blonde. 
            

"Do you have the container it comes in?" 
            

"Yes!" said the blonde, "I will go and get it." 
            

She returns with the container and hands it to the chemist who looks 
at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm 
deodorant." 
            

The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud 
from the container, "To apply, push up bottom."