BLONDE HUMOR

NOT SO DUMB AFTER ALL

 A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
 officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks
 and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will
 need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over
 the keys to a new Rolls Royce.

 The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the
 title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car
 as collateral for the loan.

 The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at
 the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a
 $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the
 Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

 Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
 interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss,
 we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction
 has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you
 were away, we checked you out and found that you are a 
 multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother
 to borrow $5,000?"

 The blond replies...................... "Where else in New York
 City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect
 it to be there when I return?"