BLONDE HUMOR

HORSE SENSE

A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember 
which was which.
 

A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse 
and that worked great until the other horse got his tail 
caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like 
the other horse's tail and our blonde friend was stuck again.

The neighbor suggested she notch the ear of one horse.
That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on 
a barbed wire fence.

Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart.

The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for 
height.  When she did, she was very pleased to find that 
the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one.