BLONDE HUMOR

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 Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very
 attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars
 on a single roll of the dice.

 She said, "I hope you don't  mind, but I feel much luckier when
 I'm completely nude."

 With that she stripped from her neck down,  rolled the dice and
 yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she  hollered...."YES!
 YES! I WON! I WON!"

 She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.. She then
 picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.

 The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one
 of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't
 know I thought YOU were watching!"

 Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.