BLONDE HUMOR

 
 Blonde on the elevator

 A business man got on an elevator in a building. When 
 he entered the elevator there was a blonde already inside
 and she greeted him by saying "T-G-I-F" He smiled at her 
 and replied "S-H-I-T".

 She looked at him, puzzled, and said "T-G-I-F" again.

 He acknowledged her remark again by answering "S-H-I-T".

 The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her 
 biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F" 
 another time.

 The man smiled back to her and once again replied with 
 a quizzical statement, "S-H-I-T".

 The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this 
 time she said,
 "T-G-I-F, T-hank G-oodness I-t's F-riday; get it?"

 The man answered, "S-orry H-oney, I-t's T-hursday".
 

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