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THE TOY FACTORY

A blonde is looking for work and goes to the local toy factory.
 
The Personnel Manager goes over her resume and explains to her 
that he doesn't have anything worthy of her past experience. She 
tells the Manager that she really needs a job and will take 
almost anything.
The Manager finally says he does have a low skill job on the 
Tickle Me Elmo line.
The blonde happily accepts.
He takes her to the line and explains her duties and that she 
could start at 8:00AM the next day.
The next day the line foreman knocks on the Managers door and 
starts ranting about the new worker. After 15 minutes of ranting 
how the line is backed up because of the new hire, the Manager 
asks to see the problem and they head for the assembly line.
Sure enough, Elmos are backed up from here to kingdom come and 
right at the end of the line is the Blonde. She has pulled over 
a roll of material used for the Elmos and has a big bag of marbles.
They watch her as she cuts a little piece of fabric and takes 
two marbles and sews them between Elmo's legs.
The Manager starts to kill himself laughing and finally after 
twenty minutes of rolling around, he pulls himself together and 
walks over to the woman and says, I'm sorry, I guess you 
misunderstood me yesterday. What I wanted you to do was give 
Elmo two test tickles.