BIKER HUMOR

UNFAITHFUL

Recently killed by separate left-turning cages, Trog, Grody, 
and Animal were waiting for entrance into Heaven. St. Peter 
walked up to Trog and asked, "How many times did you cheat on 
your wife, and remember, I will know the truth." Trog thought 
for a moment and replied, "Well, sir, it must be around 40 
times." "Fine," said St. Peter, "you may enter Heaven but you 
will be riding that little green Suzuki over there." 
                  

St. Peter approached Grody and asked the same question. Grody 
answered, "Sir, I do believe it couldn't have been more than 
20 times. "Good," said St. Peter, "you may enter Heaven, also, 
and you will be riding the red 600 Kawasaki. 
                  

St. Peter stepped up to Animal and repeated the question. 
                  

Without pause, Animal answered, "Never!" St. Peter peered at 
him quizzically and said, "Never?" "I have never been 
unfaithful to my wife, sir" he replied. "Excellent," stated 
St. Peter. "You may enter Heaven and you will be riding that 
gold-chromed custom Road King over there." 
                  

Grinning from ear to ear, Animal approaches the bike, but when 
he reaches the exquisite showpiece, he suddenly lays his head 
on the tank and begins to cry. St. Peter rushes over and asks, 
                  

"What's the matter? You have never cheated on you wife, you've 
gained entrance into Heaven, and you will be riding the bike 
of your dreams, with no breakdowns, for the rest of eternity." 

Animal replied between sobs, "See that woman over there on the 
old beat-up Vespa? That's my wife!"