BIKER HUMOR

THE JACKET

 Two bikers are riding side by side down a county road. One of 
them has the zipper on his jacket break, and the flapping in 
the wind is driving him crazy. So he pulls over and decides to 
don the jacket backwards, at least til they get home. It works 
well enough, if a bit uncomfortable. 
                  

A little while later both guys wipe out in a turn when they 
don't see a patch of loose gravel. They are lying inert in a 
field, their bikes nearby, when a farmer happens upon them. He 
immediately calls 911. 
                  

"You gotta send an ambulance!" he yells into the phone. "These 
two boys are twisted up pretty bad." 
                  

"Are they still breathing?" asks the operator. 
                  

"Well the one was, until I turned his head back around the 
right way...."