BIKER HUMOR

MOTHER/FATHER

A biker's greatest achievement was his brood of six kids. He 
was so proud that he continually called his wife: Mother of 
Six, which pissed her off a lot. But he kept referring to her 
as Mother of Six no matter where they went. 
                  

At the end of a poker run, he shouted across the bar, "Hey, 
Mother of Six, you ready to go home?" 
                  

His irritated wife screamed back: "Anytime you're ready, 
Father of Four!"