BIKER HUMOR

You might be a biker if ... 
                  

Your best friends are named after animals. 
                  

Your best shoes have steel toes. 
                  

Every left shoe you own has a black spot on it from the shift 
lever. 
                  

You owned three different bikes before you ever owned a car. 
                  

You think Easy Rider has held up pretty well after all these 
years. 
                  

When you refer to Captain America, you mean the bike and not 
the comic book hero. 
                  

You know that Marlon Brando rode a Triumph in The Wild One and 
not a Harley-Davidson. 
                  

You also know that it was Lee Marvin who rode the Harley in 
The Wild One. 
                  

You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher. 
                  

Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbed wire. 
                  

You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste. 
                  

You're only sunburned on the back of your hands and neck. 
                  

You carry around a crushed beer can in case you have to park 
your bike on hot asphalt. 
                  

You pull your bike into the motel room and use a bath towel to 
wipe it off. 
                  

Your significant other (SO) has to climb over your bike to do 
the laundry in the basement. 
                  

You don't know how to do laundry, but you have four different 
kinds of cleaners for your bike. 
                  

You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet. 
                  

You wave at bikers even when you're in your car. 
                  

Your other vehicle is a truck equipped with a motorcycle ramp. 

Your three piece suit consists of leather chaps, a leather 
vest, and a leather jacket. 
                  

Your other suit is a rain suit. 
                  

You wake up next to your SO and your first thought is if your 
bike will start. 
                  

You know where Sturgis is. 
                  

You take your kids for a ride on your bike before they can 
walk. 
                  

You can't remember your kids' names or birthdays, but you can 
remember that Harley-Davidson made the Knucklehead, Panhead, 
Shovelhead, Evolution, and Twin Cam 88. 
                  

You are currently wearing two or more articles of clothing 
that have a Harley-Davidson label in them. 
                  

Folks at the Harley store know you by name. 
                  

You have your own coffee cup at the Harley store.