BIKER HUMOR

JUST AWHILE AGO

A guy is at the Pearly Gates, waiting to be admitted, while 
Saint Peter is leafin' through this Big Book to see if the guy 
is worthy of entering. Saint Peter goes through the books 
several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You 
know, I can't see that you did anything really good in your 
life but, you never did anything bad either. Tell you what, if 
you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your 
life, you're in." 
                  

The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Yeah, there was this 
one time when I was drivin' down the highway and I saw this 
group of Hells Angels giving this young female a hard time. I 
slowed down my car to see what was going on, and sure enough 
there they were, about 10 of 'em, just kissin' and huggin' on 
her. Infuriated, I get out my car, grabbed a tire iron out of 
my trunk, and walked straight up to the leader of the gang, a 
huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running 
from his nose to his ear. 
                  

As I walked up to the leader, the Bikers formed a circle 
around me. So, I rip the leader's chain off his face and smash 
him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turn around and 
yell to the rest of them, "leave this poor, innocent girl 
alone! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals. Go home 
before I teach you all a lesson in pain!" 
                  

"Saint Peter, impressed, says, "Really? I don't see that here, 
when did this happen?" 
                  

"Oh, about two minutes ago."