BIKER HUMOR

EYE CATCHER

A Harley rider is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a 
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been 
checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to 
talk with her. 
                  

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its 
socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it 
out of the air, and hands it back. 
                  

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye 
back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you." 
                  

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the 
woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After 
paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come 
to her place for a nightcap...and stay for breakfast the next 
morning. 
                  

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the 
trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything had been incredible! 
                  

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this 
nice to every biker you meet?" 
                  

"No ,"she replies....... "You just happened to catch my eye."