BIKER HUMOR

THE CONTEST

Two bikers ride into a gas station in Texas after hearing 
about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who 
purchase a full tank of gas. When they go inside to pay, the 
bikers ask the attendant about the contest. 

"If you win, you're entitled to free sex" says the attendant. 

"How do we enter?" asks one. 

"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10, if you guess 
right, you win free sex." "OK. I guess 7," says the other biker. 

"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replies the attendant. 
                  

The next week, the two bikers go back to the same station to 
get gas. Going into the gas station to pay, the one asks the 
attendant if the contest is still goin' on. 
                  

"Sure," replies the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number 
between 1 and 10, if you guess right. You win free sex." "2" 
says the Harley rider. "Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replies 
the attendant. "Y'all come back soon and try again." 
                  

As they walk back to their bikes, one says to the other, "You 
know, I'm beginning to think this f'kin' contest is rigged." 
                  

"No way," says one. "My wife won twice last week."