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REDNECK COP

Two California bikers are riding through Texas when they get 
pulled over by a State Trooper. The trooper walks up and 
stands there for a second, then whacks the biker with his 
night stick on the head. The rider slumps over his handlebars 
                  

for a minute then comes to and asks, "WTF was that for?" 
                  

The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When we pull you 
over, you better have your license ready when we get to your 
ride." Not wanting to make his situation with the law any 
worse, the rider says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from 
around here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's license 
and it comes up clean. He gives the guy his license back and 
walks around the back of the first bike and as he steps up 
next to the second rider the trooper smacks him with the 
nightstick on the head too. 
                  

After he recovers, the somewhat dazed biker asks, "Hey, Man!! 
What was that for?" The trooper answers, "Just making your 
wishes come true." Still incredulous, the biker follows up 
with, "Huh?" The trooper says, "I know how you California 
bikers are. Two miles down the road you're gonna look over at 
your buddy and shout, "I wish that redneck mutha would've 
tried that crap with me!"