BIKER HUMOR

WALL WISDOM
(the bikers library)

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men. 
- Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE. 

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" 
- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia. 

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of 
putting up with her crap. 
- Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina 

Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! 
- Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana 

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're 
going to have trouble with it. 
- Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas 

No wonder you always go home alone. 
- Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly 
Hills, CA 

Beauty is only a light switch away. 
- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina. 

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. 
- The Irish Times, Washington, DC 

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.  
Written in the dust on the back of a bus. 
Flagstaff, Arizona. 

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. 
- Revolution Books, New York, New York 

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. 
- Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL 

Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes 
them soggy and hard to light. 
- The Janitor 

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. 
- Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY