BIKER HUMOR

MURPHY'S LAWS FOR MOTORCYCLING

1. A motorcycle cannot fall over without an audience.

2. The odds of a motorcycle falling over are directly 
   proportional to the size of the audience and the owner's ego.

3. Motorcycles are to yellow bugs as aircraft carriers once were 
   to Kamikaze pilots.

4. You will not feel a need to go to the rest room until after 
   you have put on your rain suit.

5. The fact that your keys are still in your pants pocket will 
   only become apparent to you after you have put your gloves on.

6. Quick fixes are so named for how long they stay fixed.

7. The only part you really need will also be the only one on 
   permanent back order.

8. Nothing is harder to start than a used motorcycle being shown 
   to a prospective buyer.

9. You will never have a flat tire on the road unless you leave 
   the flat repair kit at home.

10. Universal-fit accessories are so named because they fit no 
    bike in the universe.