BIKER HUMOR

WAVING

Every once in a while, somebody starts whining about
 why Harley riders don't wave back.

Before the whiners dismiss the other rider as a jerk, they
 should consider that  there is likely a very good reason they
 aren't waving back. 

TOP TEN REASONS WHY HARLEY RIDERS DON'T WAVE BACK
 10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
  9. Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.
  8. Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
  7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate
     off.
  6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
  5. Angry because just took out a second mortgage to pay luxury
     tax on new Harley.
  4. Just discovered the fine print in the owner's manual and
     realized H-D is partially owned by those rice-burner
     manufactures.
  3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to
     cover their ears like everyone else.
  2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled
     his hand on spiked helmet.
  1. They're jealous that after spending $30,000, they still don't
     own a Gold Wing. 

But to be totally fair, sometimes Gold wing riders don't wave back
 either. 

Again, to facilitate understanding.......

TOP TEN REASONS WHY GOLD WING RIDERS DON'T WAVE BACK.
 10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an
     obscene gesture.
  9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated
     grip.
  8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult
     to raise arm.
  7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
  6. The expresso machine just finished.
  5. Was actually asleep when the other rider waved.
  4. Was in a three-way conference call with stock broker and
     accessories dealer.
  3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
  2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, 
      programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite
      navigation system..
  1. Couldn't find the "Auto Wave Back" button on the dashboard.