The Warner Brothers...and the Warner Sister have cooked a zany array of memorable
Animaniacs escapades to savor morning, noon and night. It'a a banquet of belly
laughs when everyone at the studio gets together for a smorgasbord of silliness!
Slappy Squirrel's quest for walnuts will crack you up and things really take
off when toddler Mindy's devoted dog Buttons catches a plane (it's already
airborne) just to retrieve an elusive lollipop. Yakko Wakko and Dot give King
Arthur some wisecracking lessons in dragon-slaying, and the Brain tries to
take over the world...again! It's a hysterical ghoulash of gags when the Warners
demonstrate what happens when you mix all the different Animaniacs characters
together. Warning: you'll find this steady diet of Yakko Wakko, Dot and company
to be very filling...with laughter!
The Menu
Slappy Goes Walnuts
Operation: Lollipop
Sir Yaksalot
In the Garden of Mindy
Baghdad Cafe
Yes, Always
Not Rated.
James Belushi (K-9) is Jimmy Dworski, a happy-go-lucky convict who breaks out of prison and finally gets a life...somebody else's! When Dworski finds the daily planner book that literally runs the life of ultra-organized executive Spencer Barnes (Charles Grodin, Midnight Run), all hell breaks loose! With new-found cash, credit cards and keys to a Malibu mansion, the imposter Dworski embarks on an all-expense-paid trip to "Easy Street" while posing as the high-powered Barnes. Meanwhile, Spencer's life is turned upside-down as he hunts through the jungles of Los Angeles for his beloved book! When these oddball opposites finally meet, it's a comedic collision you won't soon forget!
Rated R.
"Clever and original, Timecop is a thinking man's action movie!" - People Magazine. "A pumped-up adventure packed with white-knuckle thrills and a futuristic plot. The special effects will leave you breathless. A terrific script and a terrific cast." - Associated Press. In the year 2004, time travel is not only a reality, it's an opportunity - for criminals of the future to alter the past for profit and power. International superstar Jean-Claude Van Damme stars in this sci-fi thriller as embittered timecop Max Walker - toughest member of the elite "Time Enforcement Commission" which was created to enforce one simple rule: No One Goes Back. But Walker may have met his match in the person of Senator McComb (Ron Silver), a corrupt, ruthless politician who's determined to reinvent history, get rich and buy his way into the White House. Walker's relentless pursuit leads him to the year 1994, where he is confronted by an even more powerful force: his own interrupted past with beautiful wife Melissa (Mia Sara). Can Walker resist the impulse to change his own future and still battle an evil that threatens to rip apart the very fabric of time itself?
Rated R.
Meet the Tampa Police Department's newest recruit: He's fearless. He's relentless. He's...eight years old! Director Henry Winkler serves up a hilarious, action-packed treat the whole family will love, starring Burt Reynolds and introducing Norman D. Golden II. Young Devon Butler (Golden) is obsessed with being a cop. Whether he's memorizing lingo from Miami Vice of tailing "suspects" on the playground, this kid knows all the moves. And when Devon witnesses a murder, he's eager to share what he knows with the police - for a price. In exchange, Devon demands he be made a cop - complete with badge, handcuffs, and cool shades. Saddled with a pint-sized squadcar sidekick, hard-boiled detective Nick McKenna (Reynolds) is not happy. But when the crooks come gunning for the boy, Nick and Devon become real partners as they race against time to bring the bad guys to justice. This "arresting" comedy from Imagine Films promises to capture the imaginations and tickle the funny bones of parents and children alike...over and over again!
Rated PG.
Under Siege 2 : Dark Territory
"Two thumbs up! A real good time!" - Siskel & Ebert. The man who rocked the boat in Under Siege now powers ahead like a locomotive! Steven Seagal returns as ex-Navy SEAL Casey Ryback in the explosive techno-thriller Under Siege 2: Dark Territory, directed by Geoff Murphy (Young Guns II, Freejack). A renegade electronics wiz (Eric Bogosian) and his mercenary army have commandeered the sleek Grand Continental passenger train, transforming it into a rolling command unit for an awesome weapons satellite. Their plan is ingenious, but not flawless. Because the one passenger who eludes capture is Ryback. Suddenly the train is more than a control center. It's a battleground. Ryback hits, runs, then reemerges in another car to fight again. All of his skills come into play. But can he work fast enough? The satellite is locked onto its target. And the Grand Continental is barreling toward an oncoming freight train hauling gasoline. All aboard!
Rated R.
Sesame Street 25 Wonderful Years
A Musical Celebration!
Everyone's invited as Sesame Street celebrates its 25th birthday! The whole family will want to sing along with the special hour-long collection of favorite Sesame Street songs, featuring "C is for Cookie," "Bein' Green," "Monster in the the Mirror," and many, many more! Ernie sings a medley of Duckie songs, including "Do De Rubber Duck," "Put Down the Duckie," "The Honker Duckie Dinger Jamboree," and, of course, "Rubber Duckie," And Big Bird leads the whole cast in a rousing finale of "Sing." You're sure to treasure this wonderful collector's edition of Sesame Street for years to come.
Not Rated.
Welcome to the After Dark Club. The hottest acts in town. Let the ferocious temptress Katrina (Grace Jones) weave her web of divine passion - but please look, don't touch. Let owner Vic buy you a drink on the house - it may be your last! In search of a stranger for their party, two adventurous college freshman, Keith (Chris Makepeace) and A.J. (Robert Rusler) venture into the seamy and derelict red-light district. They soon fall prey to the alluring but fatal charms of the After Dark Club and its bizarre cult of modern day vampires. Vamp - it'll bite you Dead!
Not Rated.
"...impossible not to laugh." - Janet Maslin, The New York Times. Those screw-loose Airplane! creators have done it again! Leslie Nielsen stars as Police Squad's own granite-jawed, rock-brained cop Frank Drebin, who bumbles across a mind-control scheme to assassinate Queen Elizabeth. Priscella Presley, a stuffed beaver, two baseball teams and an odd assortment of others join the wacko goings-on and blow the laugh-o-meter to smithereens.
Rated PG-13.
"An emotional powerhouse!" - Peter Travers, Rolling Stone. Hailed as a landmark film that dazzles with deep emotion and exceptional acting. Philadelphia stars Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington as two competing lawyers who join forces to sue a prestigious law firm for AIDS discrimination. And as their unlikely friendship develops, their courage overcomes the prejudice and corruption of their powerful adversaries. "A dazzling achievement! Triumphant! Honor, rage, heartbreak and astonishing humor...Magnificently memorable performances by Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington." - Guy Flatley, Cosmopolitan.
Rated PG-13.
"Chock full of spectacular stunts." - Jeff Craig, Sixty Second Preview. Pierce Brosnan ignites the screen as James Bond in this explosive, thrill-packed adventure that hits the bull's eye for nonstop excitement. When a deadly satellite weapon system falls into the wrong hands, only Agent 007 can save the world from certain disaster. Armed with his license to kill, Bond races to Russia in search of the stolen access codes for "GoldenEye," an awesome space weapon that can fire a devastating electo-magnetic pulse toward Earth. But 007 is up against an enemy who anticipates his every move: Alec Trevelyan, a.k.a. Agent 006 (Sean Bean), a mastermind motivated by years of simmering hatred. As Bond squares off against his former compatriot, he also battles Trevelyan's stunning ally, Xenia Onatopp (Famke Janssen), an assassin who uses pleasure as her ultimate weapon. When the horrifying extent of Trevelyan's plans are revealed, Bond must call upon his sharp wit and killer instinct in an edge-of-your-seat confrontation to the finish. From a destructive tank chase through the streets of St. Petersburg to a special effects-laden climax in the Cuban jungle, GoldenEye is a breathtaking thrill that ranks as one of the best and most popular films ever made.
Rated PG-13.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Chicks N' Stuff
MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head go on a chick-a-thon! MTV's lust-crazed Beavis and Butt-Head star in this compilation of episodes about babes and two pubescent animated morons who love them just a little too much. Join the boys as they visit a nudist colony, call a 1-900 number, dream about being cool, and check out a video dating service. You'll see stuff here that has never been broadcast on television. Ever. Never, ever, ever. 9 episodes. No music videos. No commercial interruption!
Not Rated.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Work Sucks!
Who says America's youth has lost its work ethic? Beavis and Butt-Head are always looking for ways to make a buck! These eight classic Beavis and Butt-Head episodes follow the boys through their burger-flipping, insect-frying days at Burger World to their numerous ill-conceived get-rich-quick schemes. 8 episodes. No music videos. No commercial interruption!
Not Rated.
This critically acclaimed film reveals the life of the man behind the legend: A life of awesome fighting skill, passionate romance and spiritual triumph over demons from without ...and within. After a childhood of rigous martial arts training, young Bruce Lee (Jason Scott Lee) escapes the street-brawls of Hong Kong to enter college in America, where racial taunts force him to unleash his powerful skills. But soon, as scorn changes to respect and opponents become allies, Lee opens his own kung-fu school. Marrying a former student who shares his dreams (Lauren Holly), Lee is discovered by Hollywood producer (Robert Wagner) and begins a meteoric rise to fame and an all too short reign as one of the most charismatic action heroes in motion picture history. Called "an immeasurably entertaining movie" by CBS-TV, Dragon is ablaze with comedy, touching romance, and perhaps the most spectacular martial arts sequences ever-filmed. It's an uplifting, unforgettable glimpse into the life, love and the unconquerable spirit of a remarkable man.
Rated PG-13.
One man's fight. A nation's destiny. The Amerivan Revolution: thirteen weak, dissension-ridden colonies challenging the most powerful nation on earth. This is the war of Washington and Jefferson, great issues and radical political theory. But it is also a war of common people thrust into the turbulence of battle, ordinary citizens who've never studied a newspaper because they cannot read, never petitioned the government because they cannot write. Revolution, starring Al Pacino, Donald Sutherland and Nastassja Kinski, is the epic story of the common man's war. Director Huge Hudson (Chariots of Fire, Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes) traces the sweep of American history from the violent summer of 1776 to the bloody victory at Yorktown in 1781 through the experiences of illiterate trapper Tom Dobb (Pacino). "He becomes a man caught up in the passion of belief," Hudson explains. "And thus, like America itself, he finds his future." Hudson captures not only this passionate belief but also the visual excitement of America's birth. Colonial cities teem with restless, squalid mobs. Battle scenes are terrifying, claustophobic jumbles of men, muskets and bayonets. The images are unforgettable. And so is Revolution - because Tom Dobb, and all ordinary men fighting for extraordinary ideas, are the truest Founding Fathers.
Rated PG.
"A first-rate comedy!" - Newhouse News Service. It's fun and laughs for everyone as big-screen funnymen Marlon Wayans (Don't Be A Menace..., TV's Wayans Brothers) and Kadeem Hardison (White Men Can't Jump) score big in this high-flying comedy that redefines "team spirit"! When college basketball superstar Antoine Tyler (Hardison) dies unexpectedly, the dream of winning an NCAA Championship alongside his younger brother Kenny (Wayans) dies with him...or so it seems! Suddenly, Antoine stands to make the greatest comeback of all time...as a ghost who becomes the team's invisible "sixth man" the crowd can't see! You'll love every hysterically funny dunk, steal and assist as Antoine helps Kenny and his team take another shot at winning it all! "Across-The-Board Appeal!" - Variety.
Rated PG-13.
"A sleek piece of filmmaking." - The New York Times, Stephen Holden. International superstar Chow Yun-Fat (John Woo's Hard-Boiled) makes his Hollywood debut with Oscar winner Mira Sorvino (1995 Best Supporting Actress, Mighty Aphrodite) in The Replacement Killers, a fierce and explosive action thriller from director Antoine Fuqua (Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise" video). After he betrays Mr. Wei, the ruthless crime boss who hired him to avenge his son's death, professional killer John Lee (Chow) goes on the run. Enlisting the aid of beautiful document forger Meg Coburn (Sorvino). Lee attempts to return to his family in China before they are victimized by his betrayal. But Wei's army of "replacement killers" is hot on his trail, and now he and Meg are targets of their impressive firepower. With both sides fully armed and determined to fight to the death, an ultra-violent shoot-out breaks out when they finally face off against each other. It's "seamless fusion of Hong Kong action-adventure style and cool" (The New York Times) that will blow everyone away - including you!
Rated R.
Hollywood superstar Sylvester Stallone teams up with comedy director John Landis (Animal House, Trading Places and Coming To America), and the results are hilarious! Stallone plays Chicago's #1 gangster "Snaps" Provolone. After promising his father that he'll quit his life of crime, Snaps realizes it's an offer he should have refused! As the mobster tries to quit the rackets, everybody gets into the act...friends, family - even the Feds! Snaps soon discovers going straight is the toughest job he's ever pulled! Critics coast-to-coast praise this fun-filled, big screen treat - you'll find it packed with laughs from beginning to end!
Rated PG.
"The 'River Wild' takes your breath away two times over. So vivid and realistic we just about feel the spray. Meryl Streep gives a rip-roaring performance." - Los Angeles Times. Hang on tight for a suspense-filled action-thriller the San Francisco Chronicle calls "the season's most exhilarating entertainment!" Oscar winner Meryl Streep gives a powerhouse performance as Gail, a mother who organizes a white water rafting trip to celebrate her son's birthday and salvage her shaky marriage. A former river guide, Gail's no longer the risk-taker she was in her youth, but her skills and courage are put to the ultimate test when an encounter with three mysterious strangers threatens to turn a family vacation into a living hell. Also starring Kevin Bacon and David Strathairn, this "pulse-pounding thrill ride" (Rolling Stone Magazine) is a masterpiece of action, suspense and unforgettable storytelling from the director of "The Hand That Rocks the Cradle."
Rated PG-13.
"An action-packed sexy thrill ride!" - Alan Silverman, Voice of America. Prepare for Maximum Van Dammage when action superstar Jean-Claude Van Damme is joined by sexy newcomer Natasha Henstridge (Species) in their most explosive roles yet! Alain Moreau's (Van Damme) investigation into the death of his identical twin brother leads him from the beauty of the south of France to the mean streets of New York City and into the arms of his brother's girlfriend (Henstridge). Pursued by ruthless Russian mobsters and renegade FBI agents, the duo race against time to solve his brother's murder and expose an international conspiracy. Sparked by the erotic chemistry between Van Damme and Henstridge, spectacular stunts, and globe-hopping adventure, Maximum Risk is "vintage Van Damme" - Bob Ross, Tampa Tribune.
Rated R.
When it comes to America's biggest cash crop, the stakes aren't the only thing that's high...Five million dollars worth of California's sweetest export is up for grabs when a mysterious assailant kills the rightful owner. Now, three naive hired hands who witnessed the murder are drawn into a dangerous world of double-dealing and death-threats as they try to harvest and sell the yield. Take a deep breath - and get ready to enjoy the most paranoid comedy of the growing season.
Rated R.
"A witty romantic comedy." - Jane Horowitz, The Washington Post. What do you do if you're about to get married and you've got cold feet? If you're Max Abbitt (David Schwimmer), you ask your best friend Jay (Jason Lee) to sleep with your fiancee. Max, a sportscaster dedicated to playing the field, and the beautiful, intelligent Samantha (Mili Avital) are a mismatch made in heaven. Jay, who recently had his heart broken, couldn't be unhappier for themm Before he knows it, Max is giving up swinging singlehood, but the thought of one woman for the rest of his life suddenly throws Max into a panic. Max reasons that if Samantha cheats on him first, he'll be off the hook. When he asks Jay to help him "test" the relationship, not only does Jay think Max is deranged, but Jay wants nothing to do with the scheme. Unfortunately, a little compromising finds Jay and Samantha and Max in an awkward position. Kissing A Fool, the romantic comedy about commitment, friendship and love in the '90s.
Rated R.
Comedian John Leguizamo is The Pest, a manic Miami con man who's about to become a hunter's human prey. And if you're going to be a target, it's best to be a moving target, as The Pest proves in this hilarious high-speed hunt that careens from a neo-Nazi's private island to the party-all-the-time streets of Miami's South Beach. Crass, crude and endlessly inventive, The Pest assumes a wild variety of ethnic identities as he evades his predator with attitude intact. A totally one-of-a-kind movie, The Pest is a "rollicking, rude and politically incorrect comedy that's a non-stop laugh riot!" - Bill Hoffman, New York Post.
Rated PG-13.
Starring Elizabeth Taylor, William Powell, Irene Dunne. Powell is a stubborn, wealthy, turn-of-the-century eccentric - Taylor is the beautiful, young houseguest who catches his son's fance. Color 118 minutes.
Not Rated.
"An explosive, powerful, powerful film. Terrifically acted. Excellent." - Joel Siegel, Good Morning America. Jessica Lange and Halle Berry give performances of uncommon poignancy and depth in this film that's "as powerful, provocative and moving a drama as you're likely to see this year" (Paul Wunder, WBAI Radio). Lange, following up her Oscar-winning Blue Sky with another stunning characterization, plays an adoptive mother who gives an abandoned child a new chance at life. Berry, in a remarkable portrayal heralded as her dramatic breakthrough, is the birth mother who cleans up her life and sets out to reclaim the child. Oscar-nominee Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction) portrays her firebrand attorney.
Rated R.
"Outrageous, wild and wacky. Meryl Streep and Roseanne Barr are superb!" - Jeffrey Lyons, Sneak Previews. Love is hell. Especially when you're Ruth Patchett (Roseanne Barr), a woeful wife who has had her fill of a cheating husband, a scheming mistress and powdered donuts. So when her husband Bob (Ed Begley, Jr.) runs off with the gorgeous novelist Mary Fisher (Meryl Streep), Ruth doesn't get mad - she gets evil. On a pad of things to do, she compiles a list of Bob's most important assets: Home, Family, Career and Freedom and begins to destroy them one by one. Home is a cinch, everybody knows that tract-house wiring is slipshod and accidents will happen...The rest of the list will require the demented, satanic, wickedness of a stranger - the stranger side of Ruth, the She-Devil.
Rated PG-13.
"Good Burger rocks with good fun and rolls with a lot of laughs!" - Kids News Network. Kenan & Kel are serving up laughs! They're the good guys in Good Burger, a zany comedy inspired by the popular Kel routine from Nickelodeon's hit series All That. Can fast-food counter dudes Ed (Kel Mitchell) and Dexter (Kenan Thompson) battle big business? That's the order of the day when Mondo Burger's high-tech hamburger haven opens across the street from the tiny Good Burger diner. Catch up with the gags as Ed and Dexter scramble to save their jobs and stop Mondo Burger's bid for fast-food domination! Co-starring Shaquille O'Neal, funkster George Clinton and others, Good Burger is one tasty comedy.
Rated PG.
It's the boys' night out. A chance to drink too much, laugh too much and talk too much about love, marriage, careers and sex. But as the night wears on, friendly taunts lead to bitter brawls and no one's going to tell their wife what happened at the boys' last stop..."The House of Affections." Based on the shocking best-selling novel, The Men's Club roars into life through the gripping performances of its all-star cast. David Dukes, Richard Jordan, Harvey Keitel, Frank Langella, Roy Scheider, Craig Wasson, Treat Williams.
Rated R.
"Jada Pinkett Smith radiates...crackling charisma." - Stephen Holden, New York Times. Jada Pinkett Smith (Scream 2, The Nutty Professor, Set It Off) proves her star power as the delightfully devilish Woo, a sexy, sassy party girl who knows what she wants - and always gets it! When a psychic tells her she's about to meet her match, she takes a chance on a blind date with Tim (Tommy Davidson, Booty Call, Ace Ventura 2), a mild-mannered law student who is a lot more like Clark Kent than Superfly. But Woo and Tim are about to discover they have a real soul connection, as they and their friends, (Dave Chappelle, Duane Martin, Paula Jai Parker and LL Cool J) spend one hilariously funny night gettin' down and blowin' New York City apart!
Rated R.
"Baby Geniuses is kind of like '101 Dalmatians' with toddlers instead of puppies." - Andrew Johnston, Time Out. Dr. Elena Kinder (Kathleen Turner) is out to dominate the world. Two-year-old Sly is the only person in her way. Dr. Kinder and her partner in crime, Dr. Heep (Christopher Lloyd), have a covert research lab dedicated to cracking the code to a secret baby language. When Sly escapes from the lab, he joins his twin brother Whit in an effort to expose the nefarious plot. Raised by his uncle (Peter MacNicol), who cares for special children, Whit is naive to the ways of the world, and is quickly captured by Dr. Kinder. Mistaken for Whit, Sly is taken back to his uncle, where he rallies the other foster babies into a Super commando rescue squad to invade the secret lab in an effort to squash Dr. Kinder's evil plot.
Rated PG.
The World Is Not Enough - James Bond
"Exciting and graceful. Endlessly inventive. This is a good one!" - Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times. Pierce Brosnan leaps into action as James Bond in this passionate, electrifying adventure that balances "thrilling action sequences and picturesque settings." (Chicago Tribune) with raw senuality and sophisticated humor. Renard (The Full Monty's Robert Carlyle) is a high-tech terrorist with a most unusual - and deadly - characteristic: a brain-lodged bullet that renders him totally impervious to pain. When he launches a devious scheme to seize control of the global oil supply, Agent 007 is the world's only hope. Bond's mission is fraught with danger and beauty - in the form of sultry oil baroness (Braveheart's Sophie Marceau) and a stunning nuclear scientist (Starship Troopers' Denise Richards) - as he faces off against a ruthless enemy who'll stop at nothing to accomplish his devastating plan. With powerful performances and unforgettable action sequences - including a thrilling jet boat chase on the River Thames and a breathtaking parahawk assault in the French Alps - The World Is Not Enough is bold, sexy and "first-rate fun" (CBS-TV)!
Rated PG.
"...Fine cast and top-notch direction." - The New York Times. Oscar nominee and Emmy Award winner James Woods (Ghosts of Mississippi, Promise, My Name is Bill W.) stars as Temple Rayburn, a decent, hardworking family man practicing law in a small southern town during World War II. Temple and his wife, Celia, portrayed by Academy Award nominee Elizabeth McGovern (Ragtime), open their home to Ben, the son of their black housekeeper. Fearing Temple's decision will have serious repercussions on his future political career, the town's Chief Justice tries to dissuade him from this decision. But the Rayburns remain firm. Ben will stay. In a shocking turn of events, the Chief Justice's only son is accused of murder and Temple is asked to defend him. During the couse of the trial, startling evidence comes to light. Wrestling with his conscience, Temple realizes his future hinges on the decision that lies before him. Strengthened by his family's love and an abiding faith in the truth, he discovers that to risk everything for what you believe in requires the greatest courage of all.
Rated PG.
Drew Barrymore (Ever After, The Wedding Singer) heads a hot cast in an outrageously fun romantic comedy about trust, destiny and love in the '90s! Max and Elizabeth (Jennifer Beals - Devil In A Blue Dress, The Prophecy II) have been living together for years. But when it becomes clear that he's not ready to get married, she becomes more and more withdrawn...until Max is convinced that Elizabeth is fooling around on the side! Then as Max's suspicion grows, sexy Lena (Barrymore) further complicates matters by stepping in with a hilarious scheme to win him over! Also starring Jon Stewart (The Faculty, Playing By Heart) as a funny photographer with an eye for Elizabeth - you'll laugh along with all the zany desperation that arises as jealousy and manipulation intrude into these unconventional modern relationships!
Rated R.