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ANTHONY IS THE BOCCE BALL NAZI.
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2.
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NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN GLEN'S FIANCEE
BECAUSE SHE IS REALLY A BLOW UP DOLL.
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MUSH'S PARENTS ARE SITTING SHIVA BECAUSE SOME HIS BEST
FRIENDS ARE GOYEM AND HE'S REALLY INTO SHIKSAS.
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4.
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FRANK IS AN ADONIS.
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DAVE AND JIMMY'S PETS ARE MERELY
COVERUPS FOR THEIR DOG CHAIN AND COLLAR FETISH.
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6.
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PETE IS SKINNY BECAUSE ALL HIS LIFE ANDY AND
BRETT HAVE EATEN ALL THE FOOD OFF HIS DINNER PLATE.
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7.
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FRANK IS A GREAT BOCCE BALL PLAYER AND IT WAS
BRETT'S INEPTITUDE THAT CAUSED THEM TO LOSE.
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8.
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PATRICK IS THE LEAST PERVERTED BECAUSE HE'S YOUNG
AND HASN'T PUT IN ENOUGH 'QUALITY TIME' WITH THE TWINS.
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9.
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JIMMY AND JAY CHEATED TO WIN THE TOURNAMENT.
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10.
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CHRIS IS NOT FIT TO CARRY PAT'S LADLE AND TURKEY BASTER.
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11.
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MICHAEL IS NOT PW'D. HE JUST ACTS THAT WAY.
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12.
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LAUREN COULD BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF
FRANK WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND HER BACK.
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13.
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BOB CLOWNED AROUND THROUGHOUT THE MATCH
AND DOESN'T TAKE BOCCE BALL SERIOUSLY ENOUGH.
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