
DEADLY BIOCHEMICAL WEAPONS FACTORY FOUND IN ST PETERSBURG

CHIEF CHEMIST/ BIOTERRORIST GLEN (AKA, "DR. YEAH") BREWS UP MORE VILE TOXINS.	USING HER FABULOUS GOOD LOOKS, CHARM, AND WORLD CLASS BOOTIE, SULTRY NURSE GLENDA LURES HAPLESS GUINEA PIGS INTO THE WEAPONS LAB.	SOME OF THE ODIOUS CONCOCTIONS DISCOVERED HERE.
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St. Petersburg, Fl (March 4) - Homeland Security personnel mounted a surprise raid on a huge biochemical weapons factory here today. The undisclosed location was disguised as a greasy spoon. Neighbors were completely unaware of the nefarious activities taking place there. "It just looked like another one of your typically disgusting Pinellas County restaurants", opined local woman Greta von Papsmear. "Who knew?". Pinellas Deputy Jack Meoff stated, "I've never seen such contamination. I'd say it rivals a Paris Hilton vaginal swab in its disgusting toxicity and deadliness". Authorities stated the the incredibly noxious odors were disguised by the humongous dollops of beans and Shit on the Shingle invariably handed out to all comers. "As awful as the biochemical odors were, flatulance from the beans and SOS was much worse", averred bioweapons guru Ben Dover. "Ironically enough, founder Mr. Jack was an incredible chemist", continued Dover. "The fact that years after his passing he still sits in the 'Amen Corner', embalmed by the toxins in his food, is a tribute to his not inconsiderable skills".

DEADLY BIOCHEMICAL WEAPONS FACTORY FOUND IN ST PETERSBURG