Michael And Reagan Get Married

On the 19th of April, 1997, Maureen's son Michael (photo unavailable) married Reagan
(pronounced 'Reegan'). It was an amazing event. We witnessed history in the making.

As illustrated by the photo below, a miracle occurred.

The ceremony hadn't been over five minutes when, suddenly, at least
sixteen third graders popped up out of nowhere. His Holiness Pope John Paul II
has put Reagan (pronounced 'Reegan') forward for beatification. 'There is no doubt
in my mind that Reagan (pronounced 'Reegan') is on the fast track to sainthood',
averred the pontiff. 'Anyone who can crank out that many kids in such short order
is the saviour of Holy Mother the Church. And they don't even have to go through
diapers! We can put them in the nuns' clutches immediately!'

The confused groom (picture unavailable) stated, 'I don't get it. I could have
sworn I used protection when we prayed together in the cabbage patch!'.

Meanwhile, yours truly vainly attempted to get a picture of the bride and groom.
Everytime I tried, these two would get in the way. Click the picture to see who they are.

 

In any event, all the best to Reagan (pronounced
'Reegan') and Michael (no picture available).

 

This page is so old we have to now wish them a happy anniversary!

 

UPDATE - I knew it would happen. Reagan's run off with a Chinaman!

Thank God the latest edition looks like Mom!

 

 

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