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This is the home page of Frank and Pat . It's like Seinfeld in that it's about nothing. Unlike Seinfeld, it's not
funny. So, if you want to skip everything and see other people's stuff, go to Mostly Bizarre Links lower down in
this page. Speaking of the bizarre, click to find out all about us.  

The more timid among you might find our 30 plus pages daunting. Not to worry! This site has been laid out with incredible logic and scientific precision. If you are a newbie and require guidance, never fear! A simple roadmap is at hand to help get you through our smug, happy little website. Please click here for our link map.

Now that you've been impressed with our roadmap, you might wonder how we are able to turn out such a fabulous site. It's no secret. Frank and Pat, Inc. is an organization that runs like a well oiled machine. Click here to see our organization chart.

When Pat's sister Mo heard I was doing a web page she said, "Oh, you've got to have a family tree! Everybody has one on their web page". My feeling was that our families are sufficiently loony that we don't need them on our web page. Seeing them once or twice a year is ordeal enough. However, I'm throwing Mo a bone because, frankly, I'm scared to death of her. Why? Click and you'll find out why I'm so afraid of Maureen.

Christy finally gets her own page.

In Retrospect
If you were too indifferent to go to the ancillary pages cited above I salute your good taste! I must warn you however, that you have missed several highly enlightening pages in the process.
Two of these areThe Fish Pat Caught In Key West and Frank's Favorite Building In New York City. These will be of particular interest, respectively, to architects and ichthyologists (or vice versa).
Of lesser educational import, but highly significant in their own right, are Where We Came From (no, not hunger) and Where We Are Now .
Seeking inspiration? Go to Michael and Reagan Get Married. A bona fide miracle occurred at their wedding. I know. I was there. Not just another pretty face, Reagan also has an unusual hobby.
Frank and Pat visit Key West.	Pat has some Famous Friends.	See Pat in an earlier manifestation of herself!
Frank has some excitement at the beach.		If you're desperate, read about our Labor Day trip.
You can also read about the Dread Maureen's other sons, Jimmy and Anthony. Then there's always Charlie, his sister Erin, and his cousin McKenzie. While you're here, check out some more cousins, Tyler and Dylan plus Dylan's new baby sister! Tyler now has a new baby brother!
We hope you'll stop by our house for a visit. If we're not home we're probably at the movies seeing Casablanca.
As responsible citizens we feel compelled to give something back to the grand state in which we now reside. We therefore present Cool Florida Stuff.
Kate gets Married.	Frank and Pat visit the Grand Canyon	My best bud, Uncle Jimmy
The 2004 Summer BocceBall Tournament	The 2004 Fall Bocce Ball Tournament	Christmas 2004
Mo's Next House	Another Day in Paradise	Christmas 2005
Roseann's Award	Mackie's New Sister	Crazed Fans!
Christmas 2006	Valentine's Day 2007	At The Beach
Frank's Surgeries	Halloween 2007	Thanksgiving 2007
Christmas 2007	Bioweapons	Mo's Alma Mater
Pizza Pie	New Tax Form

 

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As a civic minded netizen I feel it incumbent upon me to furnish my audience with some interesting and educational links. A quick glance will illustrate where I'm coming from.

In addition, the alert viewer will find credits for the veritable cornucopia of eye pleasing graphics and effects presented on this page and the others.

Kindly click here for Mostly Bizarre Links and Credits

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By Appointment to Her Majesty The Queen

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Prix De Pierre Laval	Preis Horst Wessel	Premio Di Galeazzo Ciano	Concesión De Primo de Rivera

 

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