Just What Are These Buttons?

 Internet Explorer

Alas, once upon a time I used Netscape. They were getting shaky and then AOL took them over. That was the kiss of death. I had to bite the bullet and use IE from the hated Microsoft.

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WorldNet PWP Charter Member

This proves that I had a WorldNet personal web page up by May 15, 1997. But I didn't win the baseball cap. If you didn't get your page up in time don't worry. Right click on this one and take it.

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FileZilla

CuteFTP is what I once used to upload my files to the AT&T server. Unfortunately, my version couldn't handle my new Verizon DSL going to AT&T. One of the Whiz Kids at AT&T put me onto FileZilla and it's FREE! You gotta love the guys that do this sort of thing. I tried it for a couple of weeks. Works fine, so I sent the man a donation, God bless him.

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Claris Home Page

I like Claris a lot. It saves you a lot of nuts and bolts coding. But beware! It puts a lot of crap into your code and if you know nothing about HTML you're gonna find some odd things on your pages.

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AT&T Top 10 Homepages

Yes indeed ladies and gentlemen. Our site made the AT&T Top 10 Homepages
for December 1997 - January 1998. Scary, is it not?

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Self Explanatory

Yes. I truly do. Bunch of whining losers. My first machine was an Apple IIc. I bought it for a specific purpose but hoped I might be able to utilize it for other things. One trip to the software shop disabused me of that notion mighty quick!

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AT&T Web Service Download

Yes. This is the button to click if you want AT&T WorldNet. $19.95 for 150 hours per month or $21.95 unlimited, great newgroups, and 30 megs of FREE web space so you can write crap like this. Only in America! What a country!

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The HTML Copiers Guild

This group is dedicated to people like myself who haven't had an original thought in their lives and are too stupid and/or lazy to get off the dime and learn something about web pages. If you want to join, right click on this button and steal it. Display it proudly! Then email me with a description and a comment about yourself (see below) and I will add your name to the Members Honor Roll. You may then use the button as a link to this location - http://home.att.net/~frankpat/buttons.html#copiers and allow others to revel in your glory.

I am, of course, President and CEO. You will have to submit to my stern but benign and enlightened leadership. But how bad could that be? After all, I call myself CEO, not 'King', even though Pat cooks food fit for one. At dinnertime she yells, 'Here King! Here King!'.

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THE HTML COPIERS GUILD
MEMBERS HONOR ROLL

Comme d'habitude, la stupidité règne toujours suprême ici!

NAME

DESCRIPTION

COMMENT

Frank A. Hargreaves

Founder, President, CEO, and Chief Johnny Mopper.

"God it's lonely at the top!"

Patricia D. Hargreaves

Vice President and Recording Secretary. No nepotism in this household!

"Why'd I marry this dork?"

Maureen Doherty

Hotshot executive for Hill's Department Stores (strictly fast track).

"Thank God I'm only related to him by marriage and not by blood!"

Mike S. Squillante

This guy is even more
blatent at copying than Frank!

"Everyone is awesome
in their own way!!!"

E.J.Swearengin

This guy really knows how to rub it in! He sends me an animated gif that he built. This is contrary to all I hold dear and to the tenets of this group.

We anxiously await a comment from Erick.

Grandpa Spragg

I like Grandpas Spragg's page because he has even uglier background colors than I. Last time I looked, his counter was approaching 29,000. Why he wants anything to do with us is beyond me!

Grandpa is the Cal Coolidge of the www. Paraphrasing MacArthur he stated, "I will join".

MJ Stevens

Mary Jane is from Las Vegas and therefore able to respond to idiot emails from me at all hours.

MJ has seen the light and realizes this group is more appropriate to her talents than the other one.

Ed and Sue Erdmann

Ed actually has a link back to this site. This almost makes up for his wholesale thievery of my graphics. I'm sure as time goes by he will find other sites to plunder and his page will look less like the one I know and love so well.

Upon visiting Ed's site I had a sense of 'coming home'. Everything looked so familiar. I'd be po'd but who am I to complain about stolen stuff? How do you think I came by mine? Ed's right mouse button must be worn out.

Skweegee the Magnificent

Just another cut and paste guy looking for someone elses award banner to clip.

There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it TWICE!

De Hancock

Why someone with her knowledge and talent would want to be associated with this group is beyond my comprehension. Ah well...

We anxiously await a comment somewhat more pithy than, "oops! my right mouse button just bit the dust".

David A. Yergin

This fine young man has actually offered up his site for copying, as evidenced by the quote to the right.

My page was actually BUILT with FrontPage, so there are lots of things that any person with a frontpage-compatible server can copy.

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