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Anthony is a 1972 model with low mileage and very little wear and tear. He is currently available and has
a wry sense of humor. His latest joke is: A guy comes home to find his girlfriend's bags packed and sitting
by the front door.
Him: What's all this about?
Her: I don't want to see you anymore. My friends say that you're a pedophile.
Him: That's an awfully big word for a twelve year old! 

Anthony works undercover so his face cannot be revealed.
But he is extremely handsome, even though when he and
his twin brother were born the doctor slapped their mother!

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Hoot Gibson

Anth's hero,
Hoot Gibson

Girls, if your mother won't let you date goyem, Anthony's pal Glen is also available. He is about the same vintage and just plain silly, but he did drop out of law school which makes him a kind of semi-demi-para-professional. He currently works in a prestigious Boston hospital putting wheels back on miscarriages.

Glen's face is hidden
because he's funny looking.

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