//RANDOM QUOTE SCRIPT
var a = Math.random() + ""
var rand1 = a.charAt(5)
quotes = new Array
quotes[1] = ""We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are.", Adelle Davis"
quotes[2] = ""Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.", Anthelme Brillat-Savarin"
quotes[3] = ""Food is an important part of a balanced diet.", Fran Lebowitz"
quotes[4] = ""If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.", J. R. R. Tolkien"
quotes[5] = ""Never eat more than you can lift.", Miss Piggy"
quotes[6] = ""You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients.", Julia Child"
quotes[7] = ""Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.", Mark Twain"
quotes[8] = ""Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.", P. J. O'Rourke"
quotes[9] = ""You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.", Ronald Reagan"
quotes[0] = ""Food is the most primitive form of comfort.", Sheila Graham"
var quote = quotes[rand1]