Summary: A drabble of four chained Limericks employing the standard K/S motifs in a humorous fashion. 

Disclaimer: The Boys snuck out from under the watchful eyes of Viacom because they wanted to have some fun.  They'll go home as soon as they've had enough.  In the meantime, no infringement is intended.  I own the work, but not the characters.  This is a PG-13 story that implies m/m sex.  If you're under 18 or that shocks you, I'm certain there is some place else you'd rather be. 

Comments: This is an attempt to meet my own self-imposed challenge to write a drabble composed of chained Limericks.  There are four strictly-formed Limericks of exactly 25 words each.  All the hyphenated words have their own listing in the dictionary (MWCD10).  This was a lot easier than I thought it would be -- I expected to spend a couple of days on it at least.  I'd love to see someone else take up the challenge and produce more Drabble Limericks. 
 

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A RED HOT COMMANDER 
 

A red hot commander was Kirk, 
Endearingly handsome -- no jerk, 
   And, ever so brave, 
   No fear made him cave, 
So danger he never did shirk. 

His XO's demeanor was grave 
(Some thought him a cold-blooded knave); 
   That Vulcan, named Spock, 
   Was Kirk's constant rock 
Through many a risky close shave. 

Kirk's love life?  'Twas frankly a shock -- 
Ten floozies at every space dock! 
   He wasn't a prick; 
   Fleet's realpolitik 
Made marriage somewhat of a crock. 

But Spock did demolish that shtick, 
Though chancing his captain would squick; 
   Seductively dressed, 
   His love he confessed. 
Said Kirk, "Dearest friend, take me quick!"