THE KLEZMANIACS (catskills font)

("We play for weddings, bnei mitzva, or circumcisions -- on the cutting edge of Jewish music.")

WILL COME TO YOUR SIMCHA

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We are amateur musicians who play the nigunim of the shtetlach -- the melodies from the little towns of the old country. It is "Fiddler on the Roof" type of music, but the real, echtige thing, not ersatz broadway

If you're planning a simcha and thinking of hiring professional musicians, do so.  We don't want to take work away from honest musicians (or even dishonest musicians).  But if you aren't thinking of having anyone -- we're better.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE (besides your hearing?)

WE ARE (at the moment) LOOKING FOR MUSICIANS

If you love the music and would like to join, send me e-mail.  Enthusiasm is more imporant than talent (though talent doesn't hurt either.)  If you want to make a lot of money and have nubile youths of your gender preference throwing themselves at your feet -  we probably can't help you.

WE ARE (at the moment) SEVEN

Shmuel the Pikler

Our percussionist sees into the innermost reaches of humanity.  I won't tell you what his day-job is.

Yitzi on Flute

Yitzi started playing flute when he was 70 years old.  Philip Glass is happy Yitzi didn't start when he was 60.

Zvi the Fiddler

Zvi likes to write SF and walk along the beach.  Wait - this isn't supposed to be a personal's ad.

Jules on Keyboard

Jules also plays the saxophone.  He hasn't yet tried the sitar, but we're patient..

Rocky the Guitarist

Our alpha guitar player has never been in the boxing ring, but we can't figure out what else to call him.

MORE PICTURES AND DESCRIPTIONS TO COME


LISTEN TO US PLAYING FRAYLACHS HERE and HERE on MP3s.

LISTEN HERE ON QUICKTIME  Nu -- a professional recording it is not, but what can I say?  You can download quicktime free here.  If you have trouble installing the plugin, let me know.


Yitzhok Perlman Kelef Klezmerpuppy


The music you are (hopefully) hearing is a Ukranian Kolomike - literally a hot tune.

If you want to hear one of the many wedding fraylachs (happy tunes) -- click here.  A Rumanian Hora -- a slow and gentle tune, Kolomike -- a lively Ukrainian dance, and Leybidick and Fraylich -- "lively and happy" are also nice to listen to.

You are welcome to download any and all of these MIDI files.

Want to learn more about Klezmer music?  Want to hear more of the songs? Want links to other Klezmer groups and websites.  Want to become a Klezmer yourself and enjoy all the fame, wealth, and groupies which accrue to this status?????  (Just don't ask how much that is.)  

YOU TOO CAN BECOME A KLEZMER MUSICIAN -- CLICK ON THE KLEZMER MUSIC PAGE to find out how.

Since you are already on-line -- why not send E-mail already -- TO: FIDDLERZVI@ATT.NET

AND VISIT OUR SISTER ORGANIZATION -- THE EAST COAST KLEZMANIACS (same URL but .org instead of .com)


ZVI THE FIDDLER

ZVI'S ARTICLES:

OTHER LINKS:

  • Spirituality with your music?  Check the self-styled Chief Rabbi of the Internet, but be warned -- your bar/bat mitzvah training won't be enough.


FICTION (Note: you can download Palm-Visor versions of these stories at the link.)

  • MANNERS  Say please, even to your computer.
  • KIDS They can drive you crazy.  
  • WORRY Would that it could be cured so easily. 
  • THE PENITENT A flawed but honest man who worships a -- to us -- psychopath.
  • JUMPER  For a longing we on earth can never know.  
  • SEASON'S GREETINGS  A new approach to the December dilemma.
  • THE SAXOPHONE  Played by someone unexpected.
  • THE AD AGENCY  Which is worse -- ads or their regulation?  
  • A PHILOSOPHY LESSON  Dogless people may think this story gross -- the rest of us will understand.  
  • THE TAX BELL Best read during April, though can be enjoyed at any time.
  • A TRUE SON OF ASMODEUS A FULL NOVEL -- a unique treatment of the vampire theme -- literary agents take note.  
  • IMPLAC  A FULL NOVEL -- straight SF, but the seeds have already been planted.
  • VIRTUAL AFFAIR Think how good virtual sex must be.  Now -- think again.

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