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KLEZMER

CONFRONTING DACHAU

FICTION

Klezmers

Dachau sign

PHILOSOPHIES

COUNTERMISSIONARY

ISRAEL

KLEZMER SITES WORTH CHECKING:

  • THE KLEZMANIACS  -- "We play for weddings, bar mitzvahs, and circumcisions -- on the cutting edge of Jewish music."

  • HOW TO PLAY KLEZMER -- Getting started, links to other bands and to sources for CDs and sheet music, and downloadable MIDIs.

FICTION (Note: you can download Palm-Visor versions of these stories at the link.)
SUFFERING OF THE SERVANT Start of a screenplay depicting how Isaiah 53 describes Israel.
MANNERS Say please, even to your computer.
KIDS They can drive you crazy.  
WORRY Would that it could be cured so easily. 
THE PENITENT A flawed but honest man who worships a -- to us -- psychopath.
JUMPER For a longing we on earth can never know.  
SEASON'S GREETINGS A new approach to the December dilemma.
THE SAXOPHONE Played by someone unexpected.
THE AD AGENCY Which is worse -- ads or their regulation?  
A PHILOSOPHY LESSON Dogless people may think this story gross -- the rest of us will understand.  
THE TAX BELL Best read during April, though can be enjoyed at any time.
A TRUE SON OF ASMODEUS A FULL NOVEL -- a unique treatment of the vampire theme -- literary agents take note.  
IMPLAC  A FULL NOVEL -- straight SF, but the seeds have already been planted.
VIRTUAL AFFAIR A FULL NOVEL -- think how good virtual sex must be.  Now -- think again.

ARTICLES
ISRAELI DIARY -- A first person account of Israel during the intefada.  
ISRAEL IN PICTURES - 2008 - http://home.att.net/~fiddlerzvi/Israel_2008.pps
NEWS AND ISRAEL -- two photographic examples of how the press distorts coverage of Israel.
CONFRONTING DACHAU -- One Jew's encounter with these remnants of the Shoah.
GAY SEX AND THE BIBLE -- A different look at the Leviticus verse.

OTHER LINKS

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THE WIT AND WISDOM (?) OF ZVI (such as it is).

Note: These are all original, except for those which were said -- strictly by coincidence, of course -- by someone else earlier.

  • Someone who makes trouble for you almost always does so because of ineptitude or ignorant indifference, and only rarely because of maliciousness or deliberate evil intent.

  • When looking for a mate, focus less on how the person meets your need and wants, and more on your ability to need and want what the person offers -- both now and in the future.

  • People change, but the changes are slow, difficult and uncertain -- and are rarely in the direction which a second person wants.

  • Never demand or even expect gratitude from someone you have helped.  Strangely, they may hate you for exposing their weakness, for not doing more, or for other reasons.  Conversely, do not be surprised when someone who has hurt you thereafter hates you for it.

  • "God said it, I believe it, that settles it" and the like, at their logical conclusion mean, "I cannot be wrong in this, and you cannot be right."  Sometimes the extreme conclusion is reached -- "I have the moral right to kill you for disagreement."

  • To say God is infinitely wise or perfectly just is arrogant of us because it assumes we know what infinite wisdom or perfect justice is.  Though laudatory, it is a judgment, and we can no more judge God than our dogs can judge us.

  • Liberals, in modern parlance, are those who want to keep unchanged (conserve?) the environment, and change (improve?) societal interaction.  And conservatives, of course, are those who want to keep unchanged (conserve?) societal interaction, and change (improve?) the environment.

FABLES:

  • When we die, our souls (whatever those are) are immediately transported to the end of time -- where no questions are left unanswered.

  • Before we can be born, we must all sign an unbreakable contract.  We forget about the contract, and try repeatedly to break it, usually causing ourselves much pain in the process.  However, the contract is so skillfully crafted that we fulfill it even when we try to break it.  The contract is very short -- "I will make mistakes."

POEMS (with apologies to Omar Khayyam)

  • The moving cursor writes; and having writ; It stops; you need not piety nor wit

  • To bring it back and cancel any line; Nor need you tears to change a word of it.

Revised 6/08