Golden retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?"
Border collie: "Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."
Dachshund: "I can't reach the stupid lamp!"
Toy poodle: "I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear, and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."
Lab: "Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the lightbulb. Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?"
Cocker spaniel: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."
Australian shepherd: "First put all the lightbulbs in a little circle..."
Old English sheep dog: "Lightbulb? Lightbulb? That thing I just ate was a lightbulb?"
Chihuahua: "Yo Quiero Taco Bulb."