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WHO IS ELI GRUBMAN ?

1. He is a gay who loves sucking his finger after ramming it into his ass.

2. He is a living proof that man can live without brains.

3. He gives blowjobs behind the local dumpsters for $2.00 per person.

4. His mother tried to abort him but failed.

5. His ass and mouth are located in the same place.

6.He dislikes Jews but looking for circumcised Jew dicks.

7. He uses KY Jelly to lubricate a baseball bat for weekend anal fest.

8. When he was born, he came from the wrong hole.

9. He is the person to use as blueprint to build an idiot.

10. He is unemployed and mentally incapacitated, hence wasting 24 hours a day in his computer.

11. He went to have his head examined but the doctors found nothing inside.

12. Everytime he opens hi mouth, he exposes his gay attitude as well as the stink that comes out of it. Meet Eli Grubman's Dad