You may have to kiss a lot of toads."
- Is this my
prince disguised as a frog???
I
thought He said trains,
And I said I'd take the next one.
When God gave
out looks,
I
thought He said books,
And I didn't
want any.
When God gave
out noses,
I
thought He said roses,
And I ordered
a big one.
When God gave
out legs,
I
thought He said kegs,
So I ordered
two fat ones.
When God gave
out ears,
I
thought He said beers,
So I ordered
two long ones.
When God gave
out chins,
I
thought He said gins,
So I
said, "Give me a double."
God, am I a
mess.
