I READ IT IN THE NEWSPAPER

The following articles were all clipped from the Johnson City Press over a period of about 10-15 years. I solemnly swear that not a single one of them was clipped from the National Enquirer, the Star, or USA Today.

 
the bingOH !

THE BINGO

 This advice column made me soooo mad....

ADVICE COLUMN FROM HELL

 

 ...so I wrote this retort.

A LIBERAL PINKO COMMIE RESPONDS

 

 Gotta love that old AT$T

AT&T PASSES HOT CHECKS
sheep thrills

LAW & ORDER #1: the sheriff & the sheep

 

 I'm thinking there's a Monty Python fan somewhere in the typesetter corps at the JC Press

LAW & ORDER #2: bad lawyer, BAD!

 

 high crimes and misdemeanors

JURY DUTY

 

 so what exactly are we supposed to DO with it?

WHAT SO PROUDLY WE BURN

 
Seat belts are DEFINITELY important.

SEAT BELT SAFETY

  

A case of fossils calling a fossil a fossil...

 

SOME FOSSIL EVIDENCE

 

  

good deed gone bad...

 

 

NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED

  

Eat your broccoli... or else!

HOSTAGE SITUATION

 
I see a SIGN!

JESUS IS EVERYWHERE


STOP IT!  I WANT TO GO HOME!!!

CURE FOR THE TONE DEAF