A Partridge in a Pear Tree

In the beginning...

 

 

Coo... Coo...

...love is so exhilarating...

 

 

French Hen... mais oui!, C'est un tres jolie beret!!

...and we see with the heart, not the mind.

 

 

Squawk!

But as time goes by...

 

 

Ring-a-ding-ding

...the first blush wears off...

 

 

Quack!

...and we realize that our darling...

 

 

Swan Song

...is an idiot...

 

 

Moo!

...who should be dropped off the nearest cliff...

 

 

And a one and a two

...or at the very least...

 

 

White men can't jump

...reported to the authorities...

 

 

Death to Bagpipes!

...and fined for terminal stupidity.

 

 

Inssert your favorite drummer joke here.

The End.

 

AUTHOR UNKNOWN...

I have tried valiantly to find the source of this wonderful list of notes, but have been unsuccessful.  If you know who wrote them (and ESPECIALLY if you hold the copyright), please let me know.


Special thanks to Sharon for finding these cool "12 days graphics";
Bonni, for the French hen's beret; Susan, for friendship;
Cindy, for cheerleading; and Karen, on general principles.


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